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"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
-(via suchvodka)

methhomework:

hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone

magicul:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

"If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough."
-Albert Einstein   (via pitchblackglow)

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

pizzist:

everyday is a bad hair day for me