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"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
-(via suchvodka)


hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone


people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people


You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

"If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough."
-Albert Einstein   (via pitchblackglow)




does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta


isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather


everyday is a bad hair day for me